Cantaloupe field day

I was liberating some cantaloupe from a weed's paradise the other day and while in the field I came up with these two dandies or gems as some would say.

The first was made because I accidentally pulled up a desired fruit instead of a weed, so I decided to eat it. I thought I was going to be eating a young cantaloupe, but I might have been mistaken ?? It could have been a cucumber, that's what it tasted like. But I don't know.

The second can speak for itself.

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