As we all know this is a very cold winter over in the east and the window above my bed, the only window in my bedroom, is poorly sealed. The other day I got fed up and did the saran wrap duct tape thing over the window. It worked well, my room is slightly warmer, but my window now also breathes.

Now when I first heard the window's breath I thought, wait... is that my eye? I don't know about you, but I've listened real close to my eye and the similarities are uncanny.

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